February 2012
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January 2012
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Interviewer: Have you heard from Ryan Gosling since you told Rolling Stone that he came up to you at a Jamba Juice but you shut him down because you didn't recognize him?
Aubrey Plaza: I actually did hear from him one time. He invited me to a magic show through someone else, and I couldn’t go because I had to go to this charity thing for Amy, and it was like, "bros before hos," or "hos before bros," however that phrase goes. I just rhymed a lot. So, yeah. I don’t know what’s in store for me and him. I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I’ll murder her someday and we’ll be together forever.
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You know you’re hungover when you sit down in the shower.
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“Start writing. Write your own stuff because no one’s going to write anything for...”
– Amy Poehler (via rufustfirefly, lizdexia) (via armsie) (via recycleanimals)
December 2011
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catsarepractical:
On a Freezing Chicago Street...
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Watchthedailywhat:
This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Funny or Die’s legendary Drunk History returns with a very special inebriated recitation of “Twas the Night Before Christmas,” starring Ryan Gosling, Eva Mendes, and Jim Carrey as St. Nicholas.
[funnyordie.]
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“I don’t want to care. If I care about things, it’ll just be worse, it’ll just be...”
– Clay, Less Than Zero by Bret Easton Ellis (via quote-book)
“Protect your friends. You only have one hometown. If you think you’ve had a bad...”
– Amy Poehler in New York Magazine on what she’s learned from Leslie Knope (via wheezy)
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